1,000 reasons never to kiss a boy by Martha Freeman

Warning: not a middle school book. Unclad frolicking on page 119.

This was a surprise from this author, who usually writes for a much younger audience. I liked the book, I liked Jane, and she ultimately makes the right decisions, but I still am not going to hand this book to any students.

Remember the rule, authors. Objectionable material within first ten pages, please!